Four-ish Steps To Wildly Popular Christian Content Online (WARNING: SATIRE)

Four-ish Steps To Wildly Popular Christian Content Online (WARNING: SATIRE)

The best part? No one will ever notice that you're pandering because you didn't actually use words. Well, it's not actual pandering anyway. It's just catering to the lowest common denominator. Totally different thing. 

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Baptist Tech News (WARNING: SATIRE)

Baptist Tech News (WARNING: SATIRE)

At a high profile church where the app was being beta tested, the minister told us, “In the old days, we had to crop out the empty ends of the altar in pictures. This new-fangled technology solves it.” We also tried interviewing some church members there but most said they weren’t allowed to talk to the media.

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Anchor People

Anchor People

I once had a guy stop attending church because he wanted preaching that “blows my hair back.” I’m not exactly sure how to accomplish that in preaching without the supplemental use of hair dryer, and a very large one at that because he always sat on the back row. I may have been happy to oblige if he’d have picked up and extension cord.

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Of Basketballs and Sod (Short humor)

Of Basketballs and Sod (Short humor)

“Despite feeling overwhelmed at how long it might take, and how hot it was outside, I set to work. ‘No more blue tarp!” I thought to myself. No more would I allow our property to be the laughingstock of the neighborhood. No more would we have to deal with the curmudgeonly wrath of Mary.”

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